Editor’s Note: The Pepper Bough is proud to present the first column by our resident jokester, raconteur and all around funny guy, Charles “Chuckie Chuckles” Fuerte. Take it away, Chuckie!!

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Two whales walk into a bar.
The first whale says to the other,

“WOOOOOOO. WEEEEEEEEEEOOOOO.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.”
The second whale says, “Shut up Steve, you’re drunk.”

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A man fell in the mud.
Want to hear a clean joke? He took a bath with bubbles.
Want to hear another dirty joke? Bubbles was his neighbor.

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes
standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel!

Q: What is long and hard to a blonde?
A: Fourth grade.

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Drivers education exam
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red
traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

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How do you get a Harvard graduate off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.

How many Harvard men does it take to screw
in a lightbulb?
One — he stands still and the world revolves
around him.

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Q: What does D.A.M stand for?
A: Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Q: Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished
her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said “From 2-4 years.”