Dear White Gold,

My phone at the moment is so lame! I want an iPhone 4s but I don’t have enough money to get one. What can I do to get some extra money so I can purchase one?

Sincerely,

-Phone-O Gots To Go-O

Dear Phone-O,

You need a JAY-OHH-BEE aka a job! Try mowing some lawns or taking out an old ladies trash out. Trust me, old ladies have the dough 😉

Dear White Gold,

I’m a die-hard New York Giants fan. I bleed blue and I’m ‘All In’ this coming Sunday for the Super Bowl. My girlfriend, however, is a New England Patriots fan. She said if I want to stay with her then I can’t be rooting for my team in the big game. What should I do?

Sincerely,

-GiantsFan22

Dear GiantsFan22,

Is there something wrong with that girl? DUMP HER! Find someone who’s also a New York fan or someone you can trick into being a Giants fan. 😉 GO GIANTS!

Dear White Gold,

My friends keep talking about this Newt thing. Newt this, Newt that. I don’t know what it is. Can you help me figure out what the heck they are talking about?

Sincerely,

What’s A Newt?

Dear What’s A Newt,

Newt Gingrich is one of many Republican candidates running to become our next president. Man, they keep talking about him? You must have some boring friends.